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August 28 2017

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the-bitch-goddess-success:

svpermodeling:

She keeps clothes from 1985 y'all

she really is the “i have clothes older than you” auntie, i love her

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quarter:

this is the ONLY post on their blog what does this even mean i’m fucking scared fbdjsbfj

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ruushes:

~🎶got those summertime, summertime sapphics🎶~

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neilnevins:

fuggu:

he dropped his eyes

PUT THOSE EYEBALLS BACK IN YOUR HEAD, SON

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tyleroakley:

katiedele:

Don’t come please

ME!

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emmaduerrewatson:

I don’t use my head to fly the arrow boy, I use my heart.

Men have used her meanly. She will eat them.
Sylvia Plath, from “Three Women,” Winter Trees
(via bleed-you)
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bettyenraged:

Eeveeloution Shaming

In case no one told you growing up

gingerhaole:

interestingly-pale:

katchan00:

home-is-where-the-wifi-is:

dlanadhz:

  • Bras last longer if you let them air dry. Don’t put them in the dryer.
  • If you have a problem with frizzy hair, don’t dry your hair with a towel. It makes the frizzies worse. (I recently read an article that said to use a t-shirt? I brush mine out and let it air dry.)
  • Whites wash best in hot water. Everything else can be in cold - save on your electricity bill.
  • You can kill 99.9% of germs in a sponge by putting it in the dishwasher for a cycle or by microwaving it for 2 min (be sure to make the sponge damp before microwaving and to put a cup half full of water in with it and please DO NOT squeeze the sponge until it has cooled off)
  • Airing out your room/house and letting sunlight in every so often can decrease the number of household pests like silverfish and ants.
  • Black underwear is best during your period as stains are less likely to be visible.
  • To save money, put aside 10% of each paycheck into a savings account. It’ll add up.
  • Unless your hair has something on/in it (like grease or mud or something), using conditioner first can actually be the better choice. The conditioner holds in the good oils that help you hair look sleek and beautiful, which shampoo would otherwise wash away.
  • Speaking of shampoo - if you have long hair, washing just the bits that touch your scalp is generally enough. The rest of your hair gets cleaned with just the run off from your scalp.
  • If you put a tampon in and it’s uncomfortable/you can feel it, you didn’t do it quite right. A properly placed tampon is virtually unnoticeable by the wearer.
  • Apply deodorant/antiperspirant a couple hours in advance of when you need it. This gives the product the chance to block your sweat glands. Using deodorant just before going somewhere where you’ll sweat (this means walking outside for people in high humidity places) results in your sweat washing the deodorant off and starkly limiting its usefulness.
  • After running the dryer, use the dryer sheet from that load to brush out the lint catch - it gets everything off in a fraction of the time it’ll take you to get it clean with your bare hands. Paper towels also work well.
  • Wash your face everyday, or as often as possible. Forget which brand of cleanser is best. Just washing your face everyday will guarantee you clearer skin. And do you best not to pop pimples, as tempting as the urge may be.
  • Fold laundry asap after taking it from the dryer to avoid wrinkles. This may seem obvious for dress shirts and silly for things like t-shirts, but you’ll notice the difference even then once your shirts stop looking like unfolded paper balls.

To all the kids whose parents couldn’t help you with this kind of stuff

Addition: the natural acidity of a vagina can bleach the gusset on darker underwear. It’s perfectly normal.

i did not know some of this stuff, so useful!

The best thing you can do to keep your skin clear (aside from washing) is to frequently change your pillowcase. Throw on a fresh one every day if you want. Get nice cotton pillowcases at Ross.

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smartstudy:

based off multiple personal experiences

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dendritic-trees:

booty-uprooter:

asryakino:

srsfunny:

Masha The Hero

They forgot the part where the ambulance actually stopped to let the cat in

oh good I was worried

What a good cat. What a kind cat. How can anyone not love cats they are so good and loving.

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cleaveyourjaw:

Honestly, the Babadook officially being recognized as a gay icon is the greatest thing to happen so far in 2017.

August 14 2017

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v-0-3:

headache

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fyspringfield:

From the cast and crew at The Simpsons.

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punjabiyogi:

ablacknation:

This is so powerful.

It’s Nick Randhawa! Had the great pleasure of knowing him at Berkeley. He’s done fantastic work.

anicolla:

ms-blackboots:

itagnola:

can’t wait to be making breakfast for my wife while she sits on the kitchen counter in my sweatshirt and underwear

Do men actually think these things lmao

no lol they dont a gay girl posted this

crushsuggestions:

do you ever…. just consider throwing yourself in a trashcan after a conversation

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cupcakelogic:

i tried to make  a horror comic once at like 4 am

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